Clink Clink, It’s Chaos O’Clock 🔔

Buckle up peeps ~ today’s cosmic cocktail is a Rooster Day during a Rabbit Month… and yes, they clash like sequins and sweatpants at a gala.

This is a Month Breaker Day, and that’s astrologer-speak for “proceed with caution unless you’re trying to stir the cosmic pot.”

The Rooster and Rabbit have very different vibes ~ one’s sharp and outspoken, the other’s sensitive and tactful ~ which makes this a day when your words might come out like knives instead of confetti.

So, if you’ve got a bone to pick, maybe leave it unpicked till tomorrow 💁‍♀️

What this energy is perfect for:

• Ending things. Want to clear clutter, cut ties, or ghost your ex-situation-ship for good? The stars are cheering you on with pom-poms.
• Breaking patterns. Old habits, toxic loops, outdated Zoom backgrounds ~ snip snip!
• Facing reality. Great for tackling truths you’ve been side-eyeing like last week’s leftovers.

What to absolutely avoid if you like smooth sailing:

• Starting anything important. New projects, job interviews, major convos with in-laws? Hard pass.
• Big decisions. Contracts signed today may unravel faster than a dollar-store sweater.
• Social sparring. That snarky email draft? Delete it. Or at least spell-check it and schedule it for next week.

Rooster vs. Rabbit Clash Vibes: This metal-vs-wood matchup brings communication breakdowns, harsh criticism, and reputation wobbliness.

You might feel an urge to nitpick, perfect, or speak your truth like it’s gospel… but remember, not everyone asked for a TED Talk today. If someone throws shade your way, it’s not your job to build a sunroof ~ walk away with grace.

Power Tip for Today: Treat today like a cosmic exfoliation ~ scrub away the dead weight, but don’t go ripping off skin. Be discerning, but kind. Edit your life gently, not with a chainsaw.

And if someone tests your patience, just whisper “Rooster Day” under your breath and sip your tea like the legend you are. ☕

Want a cheeky ritual?

Write down one thing you’re ready to ditch (a habit, an annoyance, that group chat with 87 unread messages) and toss it into the recycling.

Boom ~ Rabbit Month cleansing complete.✨